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Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (22087) - you deserved it (5550)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (15095) - you deserved it (4692)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14798) - you deserved it (26260)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

#13459944 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (15117) - you deserved it (2074)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

#13006773 (357)

I agree, your life sucks (17515) - you deserved it (3428)

On 09/11/2010 at 5:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (28799) - you deserved it (7269)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (402889) - you deserved it (26904)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching TV, randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited she says to me "Just Joking". FML

#946704 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (109277) - you deserved it (14451)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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