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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2204
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About BbYhRtLsS : I'm super honest...and super straight forward, so sometimes when I'm being way too blunt people take it as me being mean...Oo Well

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

#8085634
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18673) - you deserved it (5935)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (7323)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45773) - you deserved it (4738)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)



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