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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 262
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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24882) - you deserved it (6498)

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