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BazingaBurke
  • Town/Country : Whereversville, Wherever
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1997 (16 years)
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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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