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BawsOfTheBeasts
  • Town/Country : DeBary, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 February 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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