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by magicalDEATH / 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
by Adrian16 / 01/18/2010 at 6:01am / Norway (Vestfold) / Miscellaneous
by stixx / 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Raiders4ever / 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by oopsjsp90 / 10/17/2009 at 4:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by SheWentCrayola / 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by jentown11 / 09/28/2009 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by ginny / 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by Waheyyy / 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML
by me / 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Laundrylady / 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and… Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me… Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it…