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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 555
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About Batman9264 : I like ducks. And zombies. I will someday rid the world of Justin Bieber, then dominate it.
Apart from that, I rather like tables.

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Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
42 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11430) - you deserved it (33719)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

#502
34 comments

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On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
21 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
230 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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