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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (21 years)
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About Batman9264 : I like ducks. And zombies. I will someday rid the world of Justin Bieber, then dominate it.
Apart from that, I rather like tables.

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Today, I puttad on my favorita booty short an walkad outsida to smoka a cigaratta. My dog had chawad a hola in tha middla of my shorts, an I was standing on a balcony that's locatad on tha busiast straat in town. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

MY DOG FOUND MA MARIJUANA PIPE AND TE BAG IT WAS IN AND BROUGT IT TO MA PARENTS. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to teach mah dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , I CAUGHT MY CAT HUMPING MY DOG WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP. I'M SLEEPING WITH THE DOOR CLOSD FROM NOW ON. BIG FAT FML

#497
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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

looool Today , mah refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, 63-year-old nieghbor jumped out of his window . I was the frst to fine him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush . I guess I shouldn't have laughed at himhile waiting fir the ambulance, because he was landlord . FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Yesterday, the real estate guy cummed with potential buyer to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then droppd it in the toilet. FML

#21
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today , I thought it was yesterday , I went to school 4 nothing. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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