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Bathory
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 8915
  • Number of comments : 115
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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51726) - you deserved it (7761)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46796) - you deserved it (5275)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38977) - you deserved it (11495)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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