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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12856
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7061) - you deserved it (42804)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, three girls introducd themselve to me. I had met all of them before. fat FML

#2788
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (2493)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message saying ( I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 mont anniversary but it's not working out, I ned to break up wit you ) followd by er complaining tat I never call er as well. WTF? I aven't ad a girlfriend for 6 monts. FML

#2488
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (2317)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in class, I askad mah taachar fir a "rubbar". I didn't raalisa that in Amarica "rubbar" doasn't maan "arasar", it maans condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, ma an mah family watchad tha vidao of mah birth. In tha vidao, whan mah mothar saas ma fir tha first tima, sha says "God ha's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today I reached for mah beer an took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up mah friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe wat happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (5356)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today , I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however , because of my accent it soundd like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently askd about "Butt sex". mega FML

#1040
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22479) - you deserved it (2553)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22510) - you deserved it (6808)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

2day Wall, Last Night, I Told Mah Girlfriand That I'm A Light Slaapar, And That Tha Slightast Disturbanca Will Waka Ma Up . As A Rasult, This Morning Whan I Lookad In Tha Mirror I Noticad A Bunch Of Stuff Writtan All Ovar Mah Body, Lika "You Saa, U Didn't Waka Up!", "Nor Now!" . FML

#703
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7568) - you deserved it (28000)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, wo was spending is evenings watcing "House" instead of revising 4 our important exam, as I was . Te topic mentiond in te episode cummd up in te exam . He got 4 points more tan I did . mega FML

#532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27083) - you deserved it (8383)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we r still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17187) - you deserved it (11327)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55655) - you deserved it (8300)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, they finally took mah braces off. 7 hours later I fell off mah bike an chippd mah tooth. FML

#138
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49875) - you deserved it (5613)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, ma little broter,o is 11, explained to looool me ow babies r made. I’m 15. FML

#123
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46797) - you deserved it (16315)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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