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Bathory

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14603
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

#20147
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37524) - you deserved it (5460)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:30am - misc - by touched (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
23 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
70 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
43 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
17 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
51 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

#6332
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34182) - you deserved it (3002)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
93 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68835) - you deserved it (6062)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
20 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
46 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)



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