Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Bathory

Search for a member

Bathory

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10623
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Bathory's page activity

Visits<b>Kitty_Kat16</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:34am<b>lifelikedat</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 1:18am<b>VHNox</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 10:51pm<b>yuriel</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 2:59pm<b>DaDezza244</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 9:53am<b>jawidm</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 11:45pm<b>Zrtuy1</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 2:15pm<b>Boys_Cars</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 3:51am<b>rubez08</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 10:11pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 3:42am<b>revan546</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 8:12pm<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 11:28pm<b>OperationAxis</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 12:45am<b>rawrimaeatchu</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 12:38pm<b>MyUsernameKatie</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 4:10am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 2:12am<b>EllaJSwiftie</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 1:50pm<b>Sp4de</b> - the 09/17/2013 at 6:47am

Bathory's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Bathory's favorite FMLs

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

#20313
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93332) - you deserved it (5122)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

#20147
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33402) - you deserved it (5012)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:30am - misc - by touched (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (2922)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77664) - you deserved it (17039)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47786) - you deserved it (16910)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you deserved it (46531)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

#6332
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (2570)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7579) - you deserved it (27334)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64293) - you deserved it (5598)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38026) - you deserved it (29873)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30746) - you deserved it (3357)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: