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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10319
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36636) - you deserved it (2976)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

#15056238
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34780) - you deserved it (7884)

On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58066) - you deserved it (10578)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22741) - you deserved it (29013)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28189) - you deserved it (2010)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

#7582501
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23655) - you deserved it (3416)

On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12824) - you deserved it (26661)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (7438)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24414) - you deserved it (5334)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49954) - you deserved it (7890)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28739) - you deserved it (5815)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML

#7118046
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33228) - you deserved it (2329)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked "Are those your grand-children?" I'm in my 40's. FML

#6755152
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21838) - you deserved it (2295)

On 12/14/2009 at 8:30pm - work - by Shalamar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37501) - you deserved it (5621)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

#6722392
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40249) - you deserved it (3461)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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