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About Bassline : When I was 14, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my boyfriend's mother. I filled the large laundry sink with room temperature water and held the eight kittens under. The strange thing is that as each one died and floated to the bottom, it turned and rested 'snuggled' to the previous. I put them in a garbage bag and was carrying it out when the bag moved and I heard a meow. I opened the bag, and found one kitten had survived so I drowned it again.

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