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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (7767)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocks on the door and introduces himself with a smile, says he wants to know my 'schedule.' I reply that "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he retorts, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

#11960471 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (363) - you deserved it (12158)

On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (17378) - you deserved it (30632)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

#11790299 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (21722) - you deserved it (1922)

On 07/10/2010 at 8:03am - money - by Ecce (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

#7523992 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (17803) - you deserved it (5070)

On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (35766) - you deserved it (1409)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

#5720905 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (21996) - you deserved it (3643)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:13pm - work - by Dan (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I was looking at some comments on a silly YouTube video of me dancing with some friends. Someone posted a comment saying "Girl on the right is hot!!!." Next to that, it had about 31 thumbs down. I'm the girl on the right. FML

#240683 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (7655)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (67602) - you deserved it (15912)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)