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Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML


I agree, your life sucks (149884) - you deserved it (15505)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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