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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
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I agree, your life sucks (40109) - you deserved it (21426)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
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I agree, your life sucks (14363) - you deserved it (26549)

On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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