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Taday After A Hard Day's Work And Emotional Argument With My Best Friend, I Sent My Boyfriend A Text Telling Him How Much I Loved Him And Cherished Him In The Hopes He Would Cheer Me Up With A Romantic Reply. He Said "Sorry, I've Only Got 8 Texts Left." Real FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Gutted. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

my friend and i tougt it would be funny if we could bot fit into er big sweatpants. Wen we trid to take a step, se fell on top of me. Se startd peieng uncontrollably. We ad to cut ourselves out of te sweatpants. FML

#508489
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

2day I was enjoying last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundred of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around an bending over. My friend took picture an bloody tampon string was hanging out thehole time. real FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lerened I made the dean's honor list fir mah college fir the frst time since attending. I asked mah dad if he was proud of me, tohich he replied, ( when your as successful as your brother, I'll be proud. ) My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

Today, I receivd a letter in the mail from mah Grandma about how much she adores and loves me!! Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than mah sister, Leah!! I am Leah!! She mixd up the letters to the wrong envelopes!! FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today , I decided to call mah wife while she was having a private lunch with mah parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through mah fantasy , she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by SoggyPancakes (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH GRANDPARENTS HOUSE SINCE MAH MOM WAS OUT OF TOWN, STILL HALF ASLEEP I WENT TO BRUSH MAH TEETH. MID BRUSH MAH MOUTH STARTED GETTING NUMB I LOOKED AGAIN AT THE TOOTH PASTE I USED..TURNS OUT IT WAS MAH GRANDPA'S ANTI-ITCH ANAL CREAM. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

I was walking down the streethen I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss anhistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still 4 a second an faced them. One yelled 4 me to move cuz I was in the way of a grl at a stop light. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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