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by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
by Wheredigowrong / 10/21/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Kids
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
by momaaa1342 / 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by TiredMum / 10/16/2013 at 9:33am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by collegegrad / 10/15/2013 at 11:51am / United States (New York) / Work
by hes / 10/15/2013 at 6:10am / United States / Intimacy
by zzfreakshow / 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Animals
by lovehurts / 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML
by Lady Douche of Asscrackington / 10/10/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Nice Melons / 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm / United States / Work
- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…