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BareBackAddict

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About BareBackAddict : I'm an 'I love you' slut.

I was my daddy's fastest sperm.
I fixate on people's body parts.
I'll be 18, next Bastille Day. :D

I'm agnostic.
I'm easily excitable.
I'm politically neutral.
I'm a girl. I live in the rednecked state of Georgia--southern belle, that I am.
Platinum senior, 2011 graduate, and college bound.
I'm a sucker for cute white guys and foreign accents.
I can do an amazing ghetto British accent. Volleyball is the shit.

Gaming (PlayStation gurl fo' life, mayne), photography, reading, skype, art, and writing are my love childs.
I read once upon a time that thumbs weren't fingers?!
I state the obvious and what's all up in my mind.
I measure time in increments of Spongebob episodes.
Comma splices are my specialty. I like symmetry.
I'm addicted to potstickers & cheese wontons.
I want Alex Wong in my vagina.
& I like to laugh.

Roger that?

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