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Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69128) - you deserved it (3241)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by powsser (woman) - United States (New York)

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