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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38491) - you deserved it (98010)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21789) - you deserved it (52031)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML


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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

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