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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 687
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Badtz_maru : Well hello there, people of the Interwebs. My name is Kaí, and if I looked down my pants right now I would be able to identify the proper anatomy of a female. I'm an impatient person - if you waste my time I will be sorely tempted to bicycle-kick you in the face. I am of the part-Asian persuasion, so don't be hatin' on my amazin' blazin' ninja tasin' of the people I'm blamin' for my stupid rap in my information.

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Badtz_maru's favorite FMLs

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

by Goaway / 08/14/2011 at 7:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous