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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 598
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Badrio888 : Hi, I'm Badri and I love me some FMLs. I don't like being a dick so I don't judge, and I love to make new friends, so message me :) I'm actually 15, I lied about my birthdate... >:] I'm also very, very sexy. Almost too sexy. P:

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Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML


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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML


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