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BadLuckTuck
  • Town/Country : Your Faceville, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4152
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 97 posted

About BadLuckTuck : You probably clicked on this link because my comment wanted you to know more about me: white girl, lesbian, knows about anime, 15, lives in America. Glad I could help.

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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36217) - you deserved it (8881)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20341) - you deserved it (2790)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51486) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16214) - you deserved it (32462)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (6377)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48370) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
77 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

#487
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30002) - you deserved it (6378)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (22514)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
98 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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