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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5884
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 97 posted

About BadLuckTuck : You probably clicked on this link because my comment wanted you to know more about me: white girl, lesbian, knows about anime, 15, lives in America. Glad I could help.

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2day I Went To My New Job At A Pre-school. I Was Really Excitd Because Everything Was Going So Well , An A Little Boy Even Said He Was Drawing A Picture Of Me. He Even Gave It To Me When He Was Finishd. Well It Was Me , But I Was Also On Fire An Bieng Stabbd An Shot Multiple Times. Mega FML

#1127830
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55776) - you deserved it (3282)

On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centrehere I work. We had the music blasting an were laughing an dancing around. My boss took me aside an said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating thier dancing. That's just how I dance.

#1103682
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61861) - you deserved it (5159)

On 04/18/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

2day I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gonehen I arrived. I went and started playing with the looool kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to fine them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML

#1043962
122 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, I GOT A HARCUT FOR THE FRST TIME IN ALMOST A YEAR. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED REALLY NICE AND MADE ME LOOK GOOD. ON MY WAY TO CVS, I RAN INTO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. HE EXAMINED ME AND SAID, "YOU LOOK... LIKE A CRACK WHORE." FML

#919205
49 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

today I saw a letter from Geneseo tat invited me to apply to te onor college . Excited I wrote te required two page essay on ow I am organized . I ten saw te strict deadline was Marc 15t . My little broter tougt it would be funny to ide my mail . For te past seven weeks . FML

#869679
151 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by daremetobecooler - United States (New York)

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club . We cummed back to apartment and had sex . Afterward, we both fell asleep . I woke up and found 20 dollars on nightstand that wasn't there before . He thought I was a looool prostitute, and apparently a cheap one . FML

#661322
171 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was cutting a bagel , only to slice the back of mah hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood , I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

#531777
102 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175767) - you deserved it (30511)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today... I woke up... completely nakd... in bd with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before an I had agred to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on looool his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom an she made us pancakes. real FML

#429248
249 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came back from a hike to see mah trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obviou noise coming from it. I went camping alone. Two stranger were in mah camper having sex. FML

#315595
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133209) - you deserved it (10283)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:08am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with mah family as soon as we got on the highway . When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream . I had to sit next to mah grandma with semen all over mah thighs and boxers 4 the rest of the trip . FML

#278978
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74540) - you deserved it (10731)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday wile at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunc of kids. We joked around tat tey were ( going to bake a giant cake. ) Wen I got ome I found out someone ad egged my ouse. FML

#158702
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47228) - you deserved it (8400)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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