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2day I Went To My New Job At A Pre-school. I Was Really Excitd Because Everything Was Going So Well , An A Little Boy Even Said He Was Drawing A Picture Of Me. He Even Gave It To Me When He Was Finishd. Well It Was Me , But I Was Also On Fire An Bieng Stabbd An Shot Multiple Times. Mega FML
Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centrehere I work. We had the music blasting an were laughing an dancing around. My boss took me aside an said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating thier dancing. That's just how I dance.
2day I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gonehen I arrived. I went and started playing with the looool kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to fine them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML
TODAY, I GOT A HARCUT FOR THE FRST TIME IN ALMOST A YEAR. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED REALLY NICE AND MADE ME LOOK GOOD. ON MY WAY TO CVS, I RAN INTO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. HE EXAMINED ME AND SAID, "YOU LOOK... LIKE A CRACK WHORE." FML
today I saw a letter from Geneseo tat invited me to apply to te onor college . Excited I wrote te required two page essay on ow I am organized . I ten saw te strict deadline was Marc 15t . My little broter tougt it would be funny to ide my mail . For te past seven weeks . FML
Today, I cummed home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read ( Because you can't find a real girl, I made yur current one prettier, Love Mom. ) FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club . We cummed back to apartment and had sex . Afterward, we both fell asleep . I woke up and found 20 dollars on nightstand that wasn't there before . He thought I was a looool prostitute, and apparently a cheap one . FML
Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today... I woke up... completely nakd... in bd with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before an I had agred to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on looool his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom an she made us pancakes. real FML
Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with mah family as soon as we got on the highway . When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream . I had to sit next to mah grandma with semen all over mah thighs and boxers 4 the rest of the trip . FML
Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML
Friday 27 March 2015