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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5883
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 97 posted

About BadLuckTuck : You probably clicked on this link because my comment wanted you to know more about me: white girl, lesbian, knows about anime, 15, lives in America. Glad I could help.

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TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18288) - you deserved it (70233)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

#3960027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49686) - you deserved it (5430)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was going to propose to my grlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountain all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

#3904309
131 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 11:43am - love - by good_job_john (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, boyfriend an were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime model on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his model an it fell on to the floor. He got angry an kicked me out. Apparently, making his model look good was more important than us making love. FML

#3898181
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37999) - you deserved it (11773)

On 07/20/2009 at 2:18am - love - by mchhhoi (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I was talking to the grl I've likd fir 2 yeres. We were assignd partners fir a History project so we were going to work on it at mah house. When she askd me fir drections , I told her I livd on Woodcock Road. She yelld slappd me and stormd off. I was serious.

#3894865
138 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today it was mah fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session mah husband looked lovingly into mah eyes an asked ( How do u feel about polygamy? ) FML

#3855655
251 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 12:14pm - intimacy - by nonmormon (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my friend awoke me because looool I was talking in my sleep. When I askd herhat I was talking about she replid with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
100 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I cummed out to mah dad. He called me weak minded an said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I cummed out as a vegetarian. fat FML

#3737947
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47176) - you deserved it (18207)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I hered a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download . I walkd over and showd him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file . I then found out I'd just assistd him in downloading a half gig of porn during class . FML

#3608539
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40579) - you deserved it (8961)

On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my suburban,hite boyfriend of two yeres told me he wantd to tell me something serious. He sat me down, lookd me in the eye an said "I want to be gangster." I startd laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61759) - you deserved it (7351)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it an return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat fir a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere an I had to clean the mess. FML

#3435644
170 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML

#3380750
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36289) - you deserved it (16404)

On 06/30/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11276) - you deserved it (50342)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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