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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BadBoyz90210 : I heart:
- My Girlfriend
- Bacon
- God
what more is needed???

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Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

#16781129
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28363) - you deserved it (7598)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

#16781053
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33188) - you deserved it (3120)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29982) - you deserved it (2997)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (6669)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48536) - you deserved it (4350)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML

#16771657
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24433) - you deserved it (11409)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by drycleanplz - Reserved

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34887) - you deserved it (9473)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33892) - you deserved it (5121)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45752) - you deserved it (3792)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (4605)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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