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BadBoyz90210
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

#16781129 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (9164) - you deserved it (2385)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

#16781053 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (11209) - you deserved it (1073)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23139) - you deserved it (2083)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (4976)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (40059) - you deserved it (3159)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML

#16771657 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (18728) - you deserved it (8061)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by drycleanplz - Reserved

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (26883) - you deserved it (6950)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (27290) - you deserved it (3892)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (38027) - you deserved it (2770)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (41008) - you deserved it (3424)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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