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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 799
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About BadAssBandit897 : I didn't study... :(

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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