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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 May 1993 (22 years)
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About BaconCrisp : Names Alexander King, i enjoy laughing at others misfortunes when I'm very bored. I love music, art, and unique things that catch my attention. Love meeting chill people no matter where yah are (:

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