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About Babylove9387 : Friendly have 2 great kids one just turned 3 & im due in nov & im engaged to the greatest man in the world

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Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (4521)

On 10/08/2012 at 1:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML


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