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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 105
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Babylove9387 : Friendly have 2 great kids one just turned 3 & im due in nov & im engaged to the greatest man in the world

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Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML

#20106895
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I agree, your life sucks (21858) - you deserved it (4098)

On 10/08/2012 at 1:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML

#20105847
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I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (1425)

On 10/07/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by RIP (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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