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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

#17750469
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (3518)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

#17643019
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (3757)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39375) - you deserved it (5295)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (149719) - you deserved it (9366)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

#318197
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17644) - you deserved it (109707)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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