About BWill9014 : Not much to say... I am just a pretty easy going guy that is attending college and working at subway so feel free to message me if you want to...
Also I am trying to improve my grammar so I welcome you Nazis =D
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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 5:34pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 4:45pm - love - by girlwithaprob (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:12am - love - by baconbreath=| - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 20 May 2013
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