About BWill9014 : Not much to say... I am just a pretty easy going guy that is attending college and working at subway so feel free to message me if you want to...
Also I am trying to improve my grammar so I welcome you Nazis =D
Beginner
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12 month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by cllutz (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Lebanon
Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 12:51am - love - by LD619 - United States (California)
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