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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1987 (28 years)
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About BVWhiTeBoY : Just livin' the American Dream

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Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

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