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BVWhiTeBoY
  • Town/Country : Kansas City/New York City, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1923
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BVWhiTeBoY : Just livin' the American Dream

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Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47981) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

#1905564 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (33400) - you deserved it (13963)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (173) - you deserved it (18648)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (9396) - you deserved it (46859)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)