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BVBarmy_girl

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BVBarmy_girl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3619
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BVBarmy_girl : Let's keep it simple, eh? - I love climbing! - I love food! - I love music! (Mostly rock) - I love watching series! (Everything from The Walking Dead to Pokemon!) - And I love reading & writing, taking pictures and talking to new people!

BVBarmy_girl's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 8:57am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:34pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:27pm<b>velocityraptor</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:57pm<b>jerryj</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:31am<b>axfabxdisaster</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:04pm<b>bubblesBVB61113</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:02am<b>Woody02284</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 10:47am<b>kikoma</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:57pm<b>hihello18</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:09pm<b>Soccerboi15</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:38am<b>03stroker03</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:36am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:49pm<b>Jaymee1980</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:10pm<b>itisasher</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:52pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:28am<b>bigcurrymonster</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 12:17am<b>pinkgreenyellow</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:28am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 2:57pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 6:52am<b>ItsStratos</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:16pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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BVBarmy_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41616) - you deserved it (12564)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62239) - you deserved it (27044)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (14800)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

#20971142
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41492) - you deserved it (5190)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67412) - you deserved it (5601)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

#20940589
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37474) - you deserved it (10676)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

#20915864
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42261) - you deserved it (4621)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47936) - you deserved it (7840)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

#20906869
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52891) - you deserved it (7310)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

#20902425
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46270) - you deserved it (3427)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

#20889450
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68132) - you deserved it (6593)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Beiber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

#20886085
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (2724)

On 09/18/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by NonBelieber - United States (Alabama)



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