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BVBarmy_girl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2951
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BVBarmy_girl : Let's keep it simple, eh? - I love climbing! - I love food! - I love music! (Mostly rock) - I love watching series! (Everything from The Walking Dead to Pokemon!) - And I love reading & writing, taking pictures and talking to new people!

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BVBarmy_girl's favorite FMLs

Today I woke up with mah penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes I'm as baffled as u are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (4815)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32746) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I was boxing up all mah brother's old stuff to take to the attic . I came acros a box , an without checking wat was inside , I took it up , just to have it fall on mah head , to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters . FML

#21276741
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (3235)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today... I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying ( retweet ) and ( favorite ) when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40564) - you deserved it (3529)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (3382)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

yesterday a few minutes after giving brth to our fourth child, mah wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if looool u ever put me through that again I'll rip yur balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42566) - you deserved it (13817)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (36639)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML



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