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BVBarmy_girl

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BVBarmy_girl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4118
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BVBarmy_girl : Let's keep it simple, eh? - I love climbing! - I love food! - I love music! (Mostly rock) - I love watching series! (Everything from The Walking Dead to Pokemon!) - And I love reading & writing, taking pictures and talking to new people!

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BVBarmy_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (2592)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (3081)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31877) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31437) - you deserved it (5338)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38113) - you deserved it (4344)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38363) - you deserved it (5015)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (5265)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

#21276741
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38028) - you deserved it (3738)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44275) - you deserved it (3959)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40252) - you deserved it (3527)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (10806)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23139) - you deserved it (44910)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55138) - you deserved it (11233)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47918) - you deserved it (10561) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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