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Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14287) - you deserved it (36719)

On 08/19/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Keldar (woman) - United States (California)



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