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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1989 (25 years)
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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58614) - you deserved it (6277)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by Seanzy (man) - United States (California)

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  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

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