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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1729
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 12:34pm<b>NinaAD</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 11:17pm<b>casafudge</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 11:13pm<b>arazomia</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 11:04pm<b>curzy</b> - the 07/13/2010 at 7:50am<b>hcougars17</b> - the 12/15/2009 at 2:38pm<b>ThePhantomGamer</b> - the 10/20/2009 at 11:29pm<b>Daaniellee1234</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 5:49pm<b>moonlight_daze</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 7:23am<b>blargity</b> - the 09/04/2009 at 8:27pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 4:43pm<b>prplr</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 4:48pm<b>crap09</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 2:09pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 1:02pm<b>Egotistical</b> - the 08/27/2009 at 5:35am<b>Tits_McGee</b> - the 08/25/2009 at 6:59pm<b>mike1921</b> - the 08/25/2009 at 2:01am<b>LOLOLOLOLOLOL123</b> - the 08/18/2009 at 7:57pm

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BLiNdZoRz's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43338) - you deserved it (3273)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

#5307828
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39991) - you deserved it (3400)

On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

#5247721
131 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

#5172036
204 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 6:00pm - kids - by Bewildered (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
143 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

#5097909
199 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47534) - you deserved it (6390)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

#5002532
150 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

#4921457
39 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Embarassed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

#4865635
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7379) - you deserved it (58375)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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