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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 242
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BLafleur : i got me the new xbox 360 S and i love it. i get on xbox live alot.
you want to know my gamertag, ask me

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Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26070) - you deserved it (4548)

On 09/16/2010 at 3:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29149) - you deserved it (7915)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)



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