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Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

#20526546
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I agree, your life sucks (10044) - you deserved it (35157)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
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I agree, your life sucks (8039) - you deserved it (45815)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29575) - you deserved it (10035)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

#7520375
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I agree, your life sucks (5609) - you deserved it (57619)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

#6177758
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28031) - you deserved it (2487)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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