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  • Town/Country : Northfizzle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 739
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BLS : I am GAY XD
"Once you go queer it widens your rear"
Come Out Come Out where ever you are!!! I will get u to come out of that closet!!!

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Today, my little 7 year old brother asked me what horny meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52104) - you deserved it (5055)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35950) - you deserved it (225372)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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