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Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41928) - you deserved it (3402)

On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68536) - you deserved it (17854)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel. One of my tasks is to clean out the pool robot. While trying to pull it up, I got pulled in. I had to hide naked in the laundry room for an hour while I put my uniform through the dryer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31648) - you deserved it (3764)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:56pm - work - by soakedga - United States (Georgia)



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