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BJacobs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11515
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BJacobs : I'm a nerd, I'm gay, I drink a lot,

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Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

#142269
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45099) - you deserved it (27002)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

#142269
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45099) - you deserved it (27002)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36939) - you deserved it (2646)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35339) - you deserved it (3156)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29093) - you deserved it (4593)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44619) - you deserved it (2548)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "I'm bored." FML

#7619
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45198) - you deserved it (7300)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by na (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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