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BJacobs
  • Town/Country : Fargo, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 10990
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BJacobs : I'm a nerd, I'm gay, I drink a lot,

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Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34290) - you deserved it (19246)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (25939) - you deserved it (1578)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (1007)

I agree, your life sucks (445740) - you deserved it (32676)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (23674) - you deserved it (2044)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a random guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (18758) - you deserved it (3090)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (1516)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "i'm bored." FML

#7619 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (33565) - you deserved it (5327)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by na (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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