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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1808
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About BIGASSTITS : Anemone Kira

I know that you want me I can
See it in your eyes
You might as well be honest 'cause the
Body never lies
Tell me your secrets and I'll
I'll tell you mine
I'm fellin' quite sexy
And I want you for tonight
If I move too fast just let me know
'Cause it means you move too slow
I like some excitement
And I like a man that goes

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