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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BDTony13 : I\'m Tony n I love too laugh n live!!

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Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (6892)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38363) - you deserved it (8666)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39298) - you deserved it (5076)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

#15589455
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38186) - you deserved it (3655)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14127) - you deserved it (71547)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (4054)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

#14855519
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16286) - you deserved it (40354)

On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

#14792881
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30466) - you deserved it (3007)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by isystuff (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

#14783005
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38791) - you deserved it (14481)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

#14743872
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13054) - you deserved it (41836)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

#14742599
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32093) - you deserved it (4425)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (8652)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37694) - you deserved it (7133)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15205) - you deserved it (36700)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13622) - you deserved it (54256)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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