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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 122
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BCarew5369 : I like funny shit.

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28857) - you deserved it (264437)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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