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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About BCarew5369 : I like funny shit.

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML


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