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Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
by AshamedDaughter / 08/17/2011 at 3:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by CashChamp20 / 08/17/2011 at 2:19am / United States / Love
by rr / 08/15/2011 at 11:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by single lady / 08/15/2011 at 10:45am / United States (California) / Love
by Mumbling Mutt101 / 08/15/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work. Eventually the words blurred together and "which" began to look funny, so I corrected them. I realized too late that I'd turned in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch". FML
by Donny / 08/04/2011 at 4:49pm / United States / Work
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
by Bec / 07/25/2011 at 10:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
by Username / 07/21/2011 at 7:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
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