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BBGxBlondie
  • Town/Country : America
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  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BBGxBlondie : Heyyyy man, I'm Meg.
I'm a sexy bitch. Here are some words for you to skim over.
I'm not gonna make a list to show you my favourite people, because the list would be long. And nobody would give a shit. Yay.
I'm 19, I live in New York.
Comment if you want to get in touch with me, god knows why. I'm on my iPhone most of the time.

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Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18046) - you deserved it (2383)

On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (4616)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

#17479997
104 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 11:55am - work - by rr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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161 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work. Eventually the words blurred together and "which" began to look funny, so I corrected them. I realized too late that I'd turned in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch". FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 4:49pm - work - by Donny - United States

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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142 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

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163 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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155 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States



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