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AziraLevana
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AziraLevana : I love learning about religions, religious debate, reading, music, and playing with my website and computer. I don't watch much TV, but House, NCIS, Law and Order (especially SVU) and Lie To Me, are compulsory viewing. My Alaskan Malamute is the light of my life.

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Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (3078)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10604) - you deserved it (1028)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (8415) - you deserved it (1393)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9531) - you deserved it (23270)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25387) - you deserved it (6002)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (7478)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11077) - you deserved it (53639)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4581) - you deserved it (25572)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:34am - intimacy - by Caught (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6517) - you deserved it (26963)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11187) - you deserved it (17398)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24549) - you deserved it (2621)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7036) - you deserved it (21836)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26334) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39354) - you deserved it (2849)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (2020)

On 03/16/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by please_no (man) - United States (Minnesota)