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AxJxA

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AxJxA

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1179
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AxJxA : I'm just here for some good laughs.

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TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (126969) - you deserved it (5789)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

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218 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. mega FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40958) - you deserved it (4060)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118265) - you deserved it (16002)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241568) - you deserved it (82258)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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