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AxJxA
  • Town/Country : -, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 690
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AxJxA : I'm just here for some good laughs.

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Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111928) - you deserved it (4726)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65539) - you deserved it (6031)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31808) - you deserved it (6817)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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201 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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292 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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