About AxJxA : I'm just here for some good laughs.
AxJxA's FML badges
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
AxJxA's favorite FMLs
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 2:03am / United States / Transportation
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out and my boyfriend told me not to worry about getting any soft… Today, at Lacrosse practice, my coach told me to be more physical whilst playing defense. I ender… Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by telling me he got another girl pregnant and…