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AwsumShyGuy

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 862
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AwsumShyGuy : I love to draw, digital artwork and tradition artwork.

Also, keep in mind I don't troll, so if I make a stupid comment, it's probably because I was being stupid or just an asshole.

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AwsumShyGuy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10064) - you deserved it (34670) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (7004)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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