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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 October 1991 (23 years)
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About Awsemogreeb : Nobody will read this as my picture doesn't contain breasts.

It's a Druid from World of Warcraft in bear form that my girlfriend drew for me.

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Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML


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